Products

Choose the CatOS model that fits your lifestyle, your patience level, and the amount of furniture you are emotionally prepared to lose.

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CatOS Basic

Perfect for beginners who want a small amount of chaos and occasional affection.

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CatOS Plus

Includes extra drama, chair stealing, and the ability to stare at nothing for several hours.

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CatOS Pro Max

Our most advanced model. Comes with midnight screaming and complete emotional control over the owner.

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Plan Price Included Features
Basic Free (Theft) Purring, sleeping, and peeing
Plus €9.99 Advanced box detection and sofa ownership
Pro Max €4.000 Extremely high vet bills, keyboard blocking, and full household control

Specifications

  • Battery: unlimited
  • Sound: meow, purr, suspicious silence
  • Storage: fits in one cardboard box
  • Security: attacks feet under blankets
  • Software updates: random personality changes

Compatibility

Works with humans, sofas, windowsills, blankets, cardboard boxes, and expensive objects placed too close to an edge.

Warning

CatOS may ignore you, follow you, yell at you, sit on you, and then act like none of it happened.