Products
Choose the CatOS model that fits your lifestyle, your patience level, and the amount of furniture you are emotionally prepared to lose.
CatOS Basic
Perfect for beginners who want a small amount of chaos and occasional affection.
Buy NowCatOS Plus
Includes extra drama, chair stealing, and the ability to stare at nothing for several hours.
Save For LaterCatOS Pro Max
Our most advanced model. Comes with midnight screaming and complete emotional control over the owner.
Regret Later| Plan | Price | Included Features |
|---|---|---|
| Basic | Free (Theft) | Purring, sleeping, and peeing |
| Plus | €9.99 | Advanced box detection and sofa ownership |
| Pro Max | €4.000 | Extremely high vet bills, keyboard blocking, and full household control |
Specifications
- Battery: unlimited
- Sound: meow, purr, suspicious silence
- Storage: fits in one cardboard box
- Security: attacks feet under blankets
- Software updates: random personality changes
Compatibility
Works with humans, sofas, windowsills, blankets, cardboard boxes, and expensive objects placed too close to an edge.
Warning
CatOS may ignore you, follow you, yell at you, sit on you, and then act like none of it happened.